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 megolemmegolemmegonononononononononoooooo~
  
 HOW DARE YOU DO THE FORBIDDEN!
 i didn’t mean to. i was too tempted. i’m sorry i’m sorry.
 YOU KNOW YOUR PUNISHMENT DON’T YOU?!
 yes. *sniff* i’ll get an F.
 DO YOU WANT TO GET AN F?
 *snifffff* sir i-
 I AM NOT A SIR.
 sorry s-, sorry ma’am.
 I AM NOT A MA’AM.
 …
 SO DO YOU OR DO YOU NOT WANT TO GET AN F???
 no, i don’t, s-, er, no i don’t.
 GOOD. NOW GO READ AND DON’T COME BACK HERE!
 okay.
  
  
 goodbye, computer screen. i will never return.
  
           
           what we could have been, 3:20 AM.