Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
I never got that stupid joke.
Why do I cross the road?
Coz I wanna go to the other side.
Why does a dog cross the road?
Because it wants to get to the other side.
So why the hell is it called a joke because its a CHICKAN?
Oh, yeah, that was deliberate, I’m not dumb.
Plus, CHICKENS DONT CROSS ROADS.
Common sense, dudes.
God, there’s even an article about this joke.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Why_did_the_chicken_cross_the_road%3F
She he she ah what the heck it gonna get hit by a bus.
Watched Toy Story 3 on Wednesday.
Watch it in eye-popping 3D!
Yeah your eyes gonna pop when you realize you just wasted extra money on the ‘3D Effect’.
WAY TO GO DISNEY!
99% ratings on Rotten Tomatoes.
Yeah, Toy Story(s) are the B-E-S-T.
And the baby is creepy. =(
byebye.
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what we could have been, 6:11 AM.